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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
dude fuck her one more time... tell her you want her to suck your dick while you're on top than just shit on her chest!


after that you have a choice of just leaving or trying the chillie dog.
:lmfao: fuggin Canadians
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
during your last hump session ... do some crazy nasty shit.

- plow her snooch, when she gives you the pre-o face, stop. Pretend you have a scratch on your foot and kill the mood.

- when you're about to blow, run to her face like you have a live grenade.

- while you're tagging her from behind ... eat a cheeseburger. Put extra onions on it and blow into her holes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: That was tooooooo fucking funny.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
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I bet she even took it in the ass from this other dude and swallowed his load a few times...so hows his dick taste?
the old inadvertently sucking another guys dick trick.....I would hammer her one more time and cum in both her eyes...make sure you hide all the towels so she runs around the room bumping into shit.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Black95Accord
Ok I have a stupid high school girlfriend problem...What should I do? Ryan
Tell her about HAN. :hsdunno:
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Discosmurf
Tell her about HAN. :hsdunno:
Welcome back person who plays a piano in a marching band
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by IluvJae
Welcome back person who plays a piano in a marching band
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Discosmurf
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ahhhhhhhh....add text quickly or the modernazis will get yo ass for smilie only post
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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what kind of girlfriend ditches her boyfriend to hang out with some other guy.
don't let her get in your head. if she cared about you she would tell you the truth and not make up lies to hang out with some other guy.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:28 AM
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punch her in the ovaries...right in the baby maker
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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She wants the comfort of knowing that she has still got you. Don't play the mind game man. I'm 100% sure that she messed around from the details you have given me. It is the nature of women, especially high school girls. Use discipline and cut off all communication. No phone calls, IM, e-mail, anything. Don't even aknowledge her when you see her at school. My ex from 4 years ago still calls me to this day, sometimes 3 times a week and I haven't answered. Freaks me out a bit but you get the point.
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