britney spears has baby
09-14-2005, 03:13 PM
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britney spears has baby
What a dumbass:
Sweetheart, c-sections fucking hurt. Really bad. Oh well, now we don't have to worry about you wearing your ugly belly-baring shirts since that scar will get in the way.
One aspect of the life cycle Spears was not looking forward to was the business of labor. Saying she didn't "want to go through pain," the pop star told the magazine, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation [a Caesarian section]. I don't know why, but I hope so."
09-14-2005, 03:15 PM
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I can just imagine her putting a belly shirt back on and all those nasty stretch marks shes gonna have. Have you seen how big the girl has gotten? I mean I know women gain during pregnancy but she is getting huuugggeeee.
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
I can just imagine her putting a belly shirt back on and all those nasty stretch marks shes gonna have. Have you seen how big the girl has gotten? I mean I know women gain during pregnancy but she is getting huuugggeeee.
09-14-2005, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by HAN Frodo
thats what happens when you pig out and sit on your ass the whole time you're pregnant.
My wife did TaeKwon-Do and water aerobics til the week she gave birth. She was in such good shape that the labor was like 6 hours for both our children. Doctors were amazed when they asked "So did you stop TKD like 1-2 months ago". My wife "I just worked out last night!"
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09-14-2005, 08:28 PM
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Doctors won't do a c-section just because the mother can't be bothered to go through labor, will they? I was born c-section but that's because the umbilical cord was wrapped around my shoulder so I wasn't gonna make it out otherwise. I mean, can a woman really just say, "oh screw pushing this baby out my cooter, I don't feel like it, just cut my belly open and pull him out," and the doctors go ahead with it?
09-14-2005, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
Doctors won't do a c-section just because the mother can't be bothered to go through labor, will they? I was born c-section but that's because the umbilical cord was wrapped around my shoulder so I wasn't gonna make it out otherwise. I mean, can a woman really just say, "oh screw pushing this baby out my cooter, I don't feel like it, just cut my belly open and pull him out," and the doctors go ahead with it?
thats what i thought too
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