What a dumbass:
One aspect of the life cycle Spears was not looking forward to was the business of labor. Saying she didn't "want to go through pain," the pop star told the magazine, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation [a Caesarian section]. I don't know why, but I hope so."
Sweetheart, c-sections fucking hurt. Really bad. Oh well, now we don't have to worry about you wearing your ugly belly-baring shirts since that scar will get in the way.