Originally Posted by WiLL

StockTeg (6:41:08 PM): I don't get the turtle thing :hs:
Auto response from StockTeg (6:41:08 PM): away.
b00gers inmynose (7:28:52 PM): dude, its a turtle swinging on a stick

b00gers inmynose (7:28:55 PM): what is there to get

Originally Posted by Pete

This business man walks into a bar is sits down next to a blonde. After a while the business man gets bored and asks the blonde if she wants to play a fun game. "No thanks" the blonde replied. The business man than says "Well, just let me explain the game at least than you can make up your mind if you want to play or not. It's like this. I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer than I get a point. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer than you get a point." She than replied "Nah, I'm really not interested." Getting frustrated, the business man than says "Ok, how about this. If I ask you a question and you can't answer it than you pay me $5 but if you ask me a question and I can't answer it than I will pay you $50." The blonde finally says "Ok deal, you go first." So the business man thinks for a second than says "What is the average distance between the sun and the earth." The blonde stares blankly at him for a few seconds, than retrieves $5 from her purse and hands it to him. She than says "Ok, my turn. What has 3 legs when it walks up a hill, and 5 legs when it comes back down?" The business man is perplexed. Dumbfounded, he opens his laptop with a WiFi connection and begins searching the internet. With no success he begins fiddling with his mobile phone, searching everywhere he can think. 2 hours later, after calling contacts, using his digital services and looking through all of his sources, he shakes the blonde that is nodding off next to him and hands her a crisp $50 bill. He than says "I could have walked away but I must know. What is the answer?!" She than reaches into her purse and retrieves $5 than hands it to him.