Joke time
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From: noobtown
haha. nice guys. keep them coming. need something to get me through this horrible day at work
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94 Chevy Blazer - brother crashed.
94 2dr accord - h22 swap, rear ended.
03 1.8 gti - waiting for her bag of chips.
:crazyr: :slap: :hsughr: :nec: :madr:
94 Chevy Blazer - brother crashed.
94 2dr accord - h22 swap, rear ended.
03 1.8 gti - waiting for her bag of chips.
:crazyr: :slap: :hsughr: :nec: :madr:
snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One sausage says to the sausage "Hey man, it's pretty hot in here". The other sausage looks over, and replies:
"HOLY SHIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE! :run: "
"HOLY SHIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE! :run: "
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From: Montréal, Canada
Originally Posted by RB
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One sausage says to the sausage "Hey man, it's pretty hot in here". The other sausage looks over, and replies:
"HOLY SHIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE! :run: "
"HOLY SHIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE! :run: "
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From: Montréal, Canada
ok 1 more!
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away Jennie went straight round to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained ‘He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning’ Horrified Jennie suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble. ‘Oh no’ her gran replied, ‘We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells, in with the dings and out with the dongs.’ She paused, and wiped away a tear. ‘If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive’
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away Jennie went straight round to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained ‘He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning’ Horrified Jennie suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble. ‘Oh no’ her gran replied, ‘We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells, in with the dings and out with the dongs.’ She paused, and wiped away a tear. ‘If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive’
