I haven't fought since 8th grade... But patiently I wait for the opportunity to come up i.e. someone messing with my car, friends, family, threatening me ect. I can't really explain it. Maybe I have something to prove to myself?

 

in 8th grade, as i was walking from school to home, there was this group of stupid ass mother****ing racist bitches sitting there. i forgot what they said to me, but whatever it was made me stop. they said some more shit and i got into a little shoving match with this one guy. then this other guy came up behind me and started punching me in the back of my head. i ignored it at first, but after the 8th or so punch, i turned around and grabbed him. i would have gotten my ass beat with the 4 of them, but the 5th was sorta nice to me usually and stopped it.

mother****ers

 

its probably because of the small penis :happysad:

 

yep. make a long story short. back when i was in 10th grade. (now almost done second year of college) this redneck new kid that moved in down the street kept talking shit to me all the time. finally my buddy told him i was gonna fight him (i didn't know) and we walked by his house and he came out after me...

i kept backing up, since he was charging me.... he attempted to hit me in the face, and i dodged it and came right thru in his face knocking him to the ground. My buddy wh told him i was gonna fight him started kicking him in the chest when he was down...

i was fired up and was calling out his buddy standing there.... his mom then came down calling us a bunch of the 'N' word. He tryed getting up but was all blooded up. My older friend came driving by in his Mecuir(sp?) and told us to jump in...

he never ****ed with me again...his rednceck possie did thoe. they came to my house 10 deep when i was on vacation. Then this crazy mofo, that ha dlike put people in ICU came after me, and we had to get a restraining order on him. still never seen any of those kids since...

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i've been in other little scrappers here and there too...

 

I'm a very non-violent person, very laid back, and usually chill. But.. if pushed too far on the wrong day, if need be I can hold my own. I have almost gotten into a few fights over a few dyke comments. To the point where I needed to be held back or dragged away. h:

One of them was a guy in his forties... oh man... that was fun.

I may be short.. but.. like I said.. I can hold my own.

 

girls fight mean h: I've been punched in the face at least a couple times by girls.

 

And this girl has been trained to fight. h:


It was a funny story.. the 40 something guy...

I was pulling into BK and my best friend was in the car with me. A guy was leaving and was taking up the ENTIRE entrance.. so I honked.. whatever... and then went to park... forgetting all about it. Next thing I know, the guys flying around the corner and into a parking space, gets out, slamming his car door.

Guy: What the **** is your problem?
Me: What?
Guy: You honked!
Me: Uhm... yeah.. you were on the left side of the driveway... last I checked we drive on the right.
Guy: You have no idea what you're talking about. (All the while, he's getting closer and closer to us.)
Me: What the **** is your problem.. don't you have anything better to do on a Saturday night then try and intimidate two girls?
Guy: **** you, dyke
Me: *snap* You know what your problem is asshole? You have a SMALL PENIS!
Guy: (starts taking out his cell phone) I'm gonna call the cops
Me: Why.. because you have a small penis?
Friend: Come on Janna.. let's just get inside.
Me: SMALL PENIS!!!!
Friend: Janna... come on *grabs my arm*
Me: SMALL PENIS!!!
Guy: *shouting something intangibale and getting all flusterd:
Me: SMAAAAAALL PEEEENISSSSSS!!!

We get inside.. and I look at him through the window and give him the "Come on.. whatcha gonna do" gesture. To which he starts waving his phone around and looks to be dialing. Then I make the "Ooooooo I'm scared" gesture.

And then he left. :dunno: To which this other guy comes up to us and was all:
Guy: Everything okay? I saw what happened.
Me: Yep.

"Small Penis" is still a running joke between me and my friend to this day.

 

:chuckles: wow, some people have a short fuse... I love the phone thing. Real scary:chuckles:

 

bahahaha, that is funny.

whgen driving, id rather portray myself as a crazy person than an asshole. (becuz ppl wouldnt deal with a crazy person)

so when i was wiaitn g in line at the gas pump, i left a space between the car in front and me, this fat ass tahoe swings around, doesnt make the gap and almost hits me. she waves her arms at me like, "wtf are you doing?"

so i proceed to slam my head into the steering wheel setting the horn off ...she drove away, lol.

 

^...crazy azns..:chuckles: