And this girl has been trained to fight. h:


It was a funny story.. the 40 something guy...

I was pulling into BK and my best friend was in the car with me. A guy was leaving and was taking up the ENTIRE entrance.. so I honked.. whatever... and then went to park... forgetting all about it. Next thing I know, the guys flying around the corner and into a parking space, gets out, slamming his car door.

Guy: What the **** is your problem?
Me: What?
Guy: You honked!
Me: Uhm... yeah.. you were on the left side of the driveway... last I checked we drive on the right.
Guy: You have no idea what you're talking about. (All the while, he's getting closer and closer to us.)
Me: What the **** is your problem.. don't you have anything better to do on a Saturday night then try and intimidate two girls?
Guy: **** you, dyke
Me: *snap* You know what your problem is asshole? You have a SMALL PENIS!
Guy: (starts taking out his cell phone) I'm gonna call the cops
Me: Why.. because you have a small penis?
Friend: Come on Janna.. let's just get inside.
Me: SMALL PENIS!!!!
Friend: Janna... come on *grabs my arm*
Me: SMALL PENIS!!!
Guy: *shouting something intangibale and getting all flusterd:
Me: SMAAAAAALL PEEEENISSSSSS!!!

We get inside.. and I look at him through the window and give him the "Come on.. whatcha gonna do" gesture. To which he starts waving his phone around and looks to be dialing. Then I make the "Ooooooo I'm scared" gesture.

And then he left. :dunno: To which this other guy comes up to us and was all:
Guy: Everything okay? I saw what happened.
Me: Yep.

"Small Penis" is still a running joke between me and my friend to this day.