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A man is torn between three women... each of whom he is dating, each of whom has their good points he likes.
He decides one day its time to settle down, but he's torn as to which woman to choose. He consults a friend about the indecision, and the friend suggests, "Give them each a surprise $1,000.00 and see how they spend it. This will help you make up your mind". So, he takes his friend's advice and gives each $1,000.00 and waits for the results.
The first woman, while anxious to show her generous boyfriend what she bought, spent it all on herself. New expensive shoes, a new coat, a manicure, etc..
The second woman spent it about 50/50 on herself and him. She bought him very nice new brief case, which he admired very much.
The last woman, who obviously adored her boyfriend, spent it all on him. Tickets to the ball game, detailed his car, new monogrammed bath towels, a TV for his bedroom.
So, which woman do you think he chose for his wife?
[spoiler=answer]The one with the biggest tits[/spoiler]
He decides one day its time to settle down, but he's torn as to which woman to choose. He consults a friend about the indecision, and the friend suggests, "Give them each a surprise $1,000.00 and see how they spend it. This will help you make up your mind". So, he takes his friend's advice and gives each $1,000.00 and waits for the results.
The first woman, while anxious to show her generous boyfriend what she bought, spent it all on herself. New expensive shoes, a new coat, a manicure, etc..
The second woman spent it about 50/50 on herself and him. She bought him very nice new brief case, which he admired very much.
The last woman, who obviously adored her boyfriend, spent it all on him. Tickets to the ball game, detailed his car, new monogrammed bath towels, a TV for his bedroom.
So, which woman do you think he chose for his wife?
[spoiler=answer]The one with the biggest tits[/spoiler]