These are getting pretty good and...
[spoiler=answer]first spoiler use ever [/spoiler]

 

epoch, no offense to you, but your first joke sucked ass.

 

[spoiler=this thrend]Look what i started [/spoiler]
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on a nice stretch of road lies a cop behind a billboard with radar gun. a car traveling over 100 miles an hour zips right pass him. the cop pulls out and immediatelly pulls him over.
the cop asks "do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
the man replies, "im sorry officer, i am late for work!"
the cop responds, "what kinda of job do you do that your are in such a hurry for?"
the man replies, "im a rectum spreader."
the cop says, "a what?"
"a rectum spreader, i spread rectums."
the cop asks, "what does a rectum spreader do?"
"i spread rectums as wide as possible."
"how do you do it?" the cop ask.
"first i start with one finger, then two, then three, four, then my whole fist, then both hands, and i spread as wide as possible."
"how big can you get it?" the cop ask.
"average, up to 6 feet." the man replied.
the confused officer then ask, "what do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
the man respond, "thats easy, you give him a radar gun and stick him behind a billboard!"

 

^oooooooooold :repost:

 

that grandma one ... that's just fuc-ked up. There's nothing funny about it.


I got that first Paddy one right away, I don't see what was so confusing about it. It was funny though.