poop in the feeder and swing that mofo back up playground style.

 

take them down, throw them out then say "i saw squirrels making off with your feeders"

 

just put one of those bird feeders in that sticks in the ground right beyond your porch area and unfill all the food out of those feeders nad put it in the big one.. then they'll have to deal wit it

 

hey, here's an idea... squirrles love bird seed too... so if they are unable to reach it... :rick: help em out.

Setup a board or something that almost reaches the feeders and that bird seed will be gone in no time!

 

Put snake cages on your porch right under the bird feeders...

 

HRm i guess try to talk to them. But thats just ****ed up and i would just toss them on the floor and shit at night. make sure it breaks so they cant re-hang them.

 

id break that shit with a baseball bat, lol

 

fixed

 

I just called my manager, she seemed kinda irritated. they aren't going to record it or anything, she'll probably just call and tell them to move them.

I understand maybe they don't want bird shit on their porch, but oh fi'in well. I've been trying to sleep for an hour and a half now and the damn twittering is driving me nuts (my bed is right by the window). Plus those seeds could attract mice and shit.

 

Rubber snakes and owls work well, too. That's why power companies put them in relay sub-stations. These critters have such tiny brains and a strong instinct for survival that they don't take a chance to find out if they're real.