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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:38 PM
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put it in my roommates bed while he's sleeping :chuckles:
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
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I would put it in the passenger seat when I go driving through the city. When someone cuts me off or pisses me off in traffic I would pull up next to them roll down the window and start yelling at them, then pull a gun and blow my passengers brains out all over their window. Then I would open the door and toss out the body and drive off.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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i'd hide it in my buddy's SUV and play one hell of a round of "what's that smell"
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand Moff Tark_0
dump it in the river with ciment blocks tied to its feet...
No good. Soon the body will start decompossing and will break off from where the cement stopped and float to the surface, thus exposing your plan.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Oh I know...

I would put it in the passenger seat when I go driving through the city. When someone cuts me off or pisses me off in traffic I would pull up next to them roll down the window and start yelling at them, then pull a gun and blow my passengers brains out all over their window. Then I would open the door and toss out the body and drive off.
Post of the year... h:
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JABA the CRAIGHIMSELF
No good. Soon the body will start decompossing and will break off from where the cement stopped and float to the surface, thus exposing your plan.
then i would put it in a big plastic bag tied to the cement blocks?
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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blame it on deek :deek:
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JABA the CRAIGHIMSELF
No good. Soon the body will start decompossing and will break off from where the cement stopped and float to the surface, thus exposing your plan.
I would encase him in cement...and then drop him off in the deepest part of the ocean....h:
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JABA the CRAIGHIMSELF
No good. Soon the body will start decompossing and will break off from where the cement stopped and float to the surface, thus exposing your plan.
Thats why you rol the body in chain link and seal the ends of it as well as tying the links with locks or strong metal. Then you weight the entire roll with cement blocks. By the time it is found the fish will have eaten more than enough to obscure any possible identity.


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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 12:47 PM
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you guys are all freaks :ugh:
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