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What would you do with a dead body?

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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:12 PM
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Launch it into my neighbors bedroom window.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:30 PM
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I'd find a construction site for a house where the slab has yet to be poured and bury him/her in the ground. Let the mexicans pour the concrete a few days later.

A drum of some sort of caustic substance would work nicely.

Rent the largest wood chipper you could find and point the "exhaust" towards a major river. Rinse and return.

Encase the victim in carbonite.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:39 PM
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I wouldn't have a dead body. :dunno:
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:43 PM
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id justburn it and hide the ashes.

get his money frst.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:49 PM
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I would sell it on ebay as a HOV lane upgrade.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:50 PM
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sell the organs, but keep the skin and bones for cyborg purposes
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:55 PM
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i would marry it and than collect the life insurance
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by dom93hatch
sell the organs, but keep the skin and bones for cyborg purposes
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by yeedatoy
i would marry it and than collect the life insurance
same sex marriage isn't legal in nc
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Old Jan 3, 2005 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Darth Grifter
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.
they call me the sherminator.
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