hold it until the date's over...by then i have a bellyache and the shat umm....hardens :ugh:

 

wise man say " hard shat make ass hurt"

 

"go to bed with itchy butt...wake up with smelly finger" :swampass:

 

roflcopter fukc that made me laugh out loug, my coworker asked me to read it to her :lmfao:

 

:chuckles:

 

she was like eeeeewww and walked away :lmao:

 

shoulda slapped her ass on the way out

 

Well that, and I don't want one.

 

I once had gas pretty bad, was over at a friend's house for a new years party with my gf. At the end of the night, all of us (3 couples, 1 buddy) decided to crash out in sleeping bags in the den. Just as everyone was relaxing to fall asleep, it came out twice. Now mind you, my gf was with me and had her arm draped over my stomach and chest. Luckily everyone thought it was my single friend, who was asleep away from everyone h:








the next morning, my gf said she knew it was me who pooted, luckily we were together for more than a year at that point. h:

 

fart knocker