I once had gas pretty bad, was over at a friend's house for a new years party with my gf. At the end of the night, all of us (3 couples, 1 buddy) decided to crash out in sleeping bags in the den. Just as everyone was relaxing to fall asleep, it came out twice. Now mind you, my gf was with me and had her arm draped over my stomach and chest. Luckily everyone thought it was my single friend, who was asleep away from everyone
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the next morning, my gf said she knew it was me who pooted, luckily we were together for more than a year at that point.
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