ok?

 

you sharted yourself

 

Or if your in your car, just stop by the saide and tell her that it seams you tire pressure is kind of low... Get out of the car, pretend to check the tire a bit, let one rip, come back in the car(making sure you walk away all that fart trail that alwais follows you after a fart) and tell her you were right! Hey make you look cool cause you can feel when the slightest thing is wrong with the car, And you can fart without any prob...

 

probably why you don't have a gf

 

what if she follows you outside?

 

fart anyways and tell her its the tire pressure releasing when you test it.

 

Thats using you Brain!! good... But actually of all the times i have done this trick no girl followed me outside. But one girl guessed what i did, as i did it a couple of times with her and i wasnt carefull to get ride of the fart tail!!

 

no, he doesn't have a gf because he thinks they have cooties

 

i hate it when i have to shat during a date

 

what about when you have to shit?