just kidding

 

no, its because "I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!"

 

but obviously you cant read

 

Dear boss,
Your pay sucks. I quit.
Signed,
Frankie Dirtbag.

 

mine was 2 words.















I quit.

 

I've read a few places that after you tell the current work place you are leaving and they offer you more money to stay, never take it. There will always be bad blood between you and the company, they will feel like you don't want to be there and will always be watching you closer or something.

It made sense when I read it... but 23+% makes sense too. I dunno. :dunno:

 

that doesn't make sense.

 

its actually a former boss of mine, who also happens to be my current boss' old boss, thats trying to recruit me. current boss is a little pissed old boss is taking his employees away from him..........i see drama in the horizon.........and i reaping all the benefits.

 

storm in
tear timecard in half
knock shit over
disappear in a cloud of smoke

 

I called in to quit my last job. I wanted to **** over my supervisor. and the people who were working in my department that day were fags and I wanted to screw them over, too. Lazy ****tards.

So I decided to sleep in, then call him and said "Hey man... I'm done. Not coming today... tomorrow, ever again."