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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:00 AM
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And why is it that some bathrooms have the mini wall thing so our dongs can have privacy and MAJORITY DONT? Is it that hard to put a 3X4 piece of plastic up so we can be alone together for 20 seconds?
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:03 AM
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how do you know if you got it right? h:
I have to do it full stream and fast. I tend to whistle while I do it and wink at the dude next to me h:
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pnthr30
Rather than trying to stop the inevitable, you could just work with it..........after you walk to the sink to wash your hands and notice in the mirror that you "spilled" a bit, why not just randomly spray some water on yourself and make it look like the sink did it! haha Being owned by the sink looks better than peeing on yourself! LOL But I have to say, this happens to everyone. If you want to admit it or not, you have "dripped" before, and you will do it again - no matter how careful you are!

and remember..........."It's cool to pee yourself!" at least that is what Billy Madison (Adam Sandler) says. lol
lol i do that

i have a method where i aim into a curve of the urinal and that minimalizes splashback
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:50 AM
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my biggest problem is trying to hold farts in at the urinal
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by å
my biggest problem is trying to hold farts in at the urinal
Don't hurt yourself :chuckles: :lmao: :eek3:
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:56 AM
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just checking in to say that, i too have experienced this. :thumbup:
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
lol i do that

i have a method where i aim into a curve of the urinal and that minimalizes splashback
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by rich
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 09:16 AM
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^^
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 09:26 AM
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umm well if you dont have the TP near by, and you are not like me adn where black pants every day... i hae a solution, not much of one but it works

back in my days of kakis would aim for the drain, let it sit for a sec, no shake then up witht he boxers and a slight squeez... as any little dripps go into boxers not pants... both are bad, but 1 only you know about, the other everybody you see knows about
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