When I'm out somewhere or at work I'll stand... when I'm at home it's just more relaxing to sit cause I'm not rushed and I can read a little something and sometimes what started as just a pee works out to be a little more. (#2)

As for the splashes... I try to aim to the side so that it's not hitting the back at such a steep angle, that works really well for the most part. If I still splash, then I make sure I splash while washing up so that I can easily blame it all on the hand wash and not pee splash.

 

I like all your remedies, but still......it always finds a way h:

 

Get a paper towel tube and pee into that and aim that into the urinal.... that works. h:

 

I dont use urinals if I dont have to, I just go into a stall and stand back as far as I want and piss on whatever I want. Urinals have no privacy and no cool piss hitting the water sound. Can't examine color afterwards either which is nice, see if I'm hydrated enough.

 

Rather than trying to stop the inevitable, you could just work with it..........after you walk to the sink to wash your hands and notice in the mirror that you "spilled" a bit, why not just randomly spray some water on yourself and make it look like the sink did it! haha Being owned by the sink looks better than peeing on yourself! LOL But I have to say, this happens to everyone. If you want to admit it or not, you have "dripped" before, and you will do it again - no matter how careful you are!

and remember..........."It's cool to pee yourself!" at least that is what Billy Madison (Adam Sandler) says. lol

 

habahahahahaahahahahhahaha

 

I've done that, hahaha

also flung water on myself to blame the sink too

 

i dont wear khakis anymore

 

I try to write my name on the urinal h:

 

how do you know if you got it right? h: