not really wiping, just pat dry

if no tissue is available, i shake

 

Don't shake it too much, you might have a bigger mess.

 

lmao

i just stoop down a little lower so the urinal catches the airborne droplets

 

I have a pair of construction orange shorts that are dual purpose...they have netting as pockets and are thin enough to dry in less than 45min...even if soaked...but I digress, the difference in pee spots and their normal color is HUGELY ridiculous. I end up using TP to wipe(furiously) the shorts clean. Friggin ridiculous, just friggin ridiculous.
jakt

 

you are an odd fellow :chuckles:

 

just stand about a foot or two away from the urinal. or see how far away you can get.

 

Get a magic cone and let us know how it works out

 

mother f-ing werd. :ugh: and hovering is hard as hell when you REALLY have to go and it seems like its never going to end and youre not sitting but not standing so it's killing every muscle in each leg.. h:

i once held it for a 5 hour flight from SD to Philly because the bathroom on the plane was gross and im scared of getting stuck in there or hitting an airpocket and peeing all over myself or something :uhhok: . ... oh dear Lord.

 

i once knew this one guy who pee'd sitting down b/c his parents brought him up that way :eek3:...can also be attributed to the fact he was the only son and had a bunch of sisters wned:

 

if i were a guy..i think i'd sit down to pee also....my legs would get tired from standing...that, and i have horrible aim. h: