umm well if you dont have the TP near by, and you are not like me adn where black pants every day... i hae a solution, not much of one but it works

back in my days of kakis would aim for the drain, let it sit for a sec, no shake then up witht he boxers and a slight squeez... as any little dripps go into boxers not pants... both are bad, but 1 only you know about, the other everybody you see knows about
:dunno: wear black