as much as i dont like mondays.... thursdays seem to be my bad days h:
but anyway.... i cant stand f*cking dumbass people... i get a call from some fool in Goodwater, Georgia.....

dumbass: im looking for a harddrive/cd burner/cd player combo device.
me: are you looking for a harddrive AND a cd-burner or just one of the two?
dumbass: i want something that has both
me: :eh: uhh..theyre two completely different things. perhaps youre looking for a computer?
dumbass: yes i want to upgrade the processor
me: oh. ok. what kind of computer are you looking for?
dumbass: no i dont want a new computer i just want to upgrade my program.
me: uhhhmmm. ok. what program do you have?
dumbass: i want a faster processor with a harddrive and a cd-burner. i have a 17in monitor.
me: so youre looking for a computer.........
dumbass: yes how much are the new G5's?
me: they start at $1794
dumbass: oh thats too much, how much are powermac g3's?
me: they dont make that anymore. they stopped making that several years ago.
dumbass: no. i see it right here in the catalog. how much is it to upgrade my "apper" program?
me: *mute button*MUTHAF*CKING DUMBSHIT BITCH* im not sure exactly what you are looking to purchase sir.
dumbass: damn you f*cker! dont understand shit! *click*

:uhhok:

 

way to teach him.

 

I still ask God why he created morons.

 

I feel your pain. Believe me, I do. h:
Nothing is more frustrating than people who get mad at the salesperson as a result of their OWN ignorance. If the client can't describe what she wants, she needs assistance from someone who can.


BTW, it's customers like yours that motivated me to leave retail computer sales for work in logistics and private tutoring. At least as a private tutor I can pick my clients. :chuckles:

 

you could almost know after the first line the call would be a good one, and start the posting of it as you go :chuckles:

 

:happysad:

 

Try dealing primarily with overweight hicks.
:squint:

If I ever doubt my inteligence... 5 minutes answering phones at work clears that right up.

 

I sometimes wonder do you guys have to take anger management courses because I couldn't deal with that crap on a daily basis.

 

No. See here. h:
https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...ighlight=anger

 

Yesh, many a moron. My gf works for a customer service line:

customer: I drove 20 minutes to a service center and they didn't have the part I needed. I think you should give me some kind of free product or discount because your company should keep track of part inventory at your service centers and have the sales reps make sure they don't get out of stock.

me thinking: so you want something free because you are stupider than the average person who would just call ahead and ask if they have the part before leaving. :thinking: