"Why put off until tomorrow what you can forget altogether"

 

"I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Try everything once except incest and folk dancing." - Thomas Beecham

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m." - Charles Pierce

"What better way could anything end? Hand in hand with a friend." - Kermit the Frog

"One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time." - André Gide

"'Come to the edge,' he said. They said, 'We are afraid.' 'Come to the edge,' he said. They came. He pushed them . . . And they flew." - Guillaume Apolliniare

"You got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun." - Sonny Crocket, "Miami Vice"

"Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz

"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." - André Gide

"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward." - Spanish Proverb

"Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits." - Satchel Paige

"I have accepted fear as a part of life; specifically the fear of change.. I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back." - Erica Jong

"Life is either a daring adventure -- or it is nothing." - Helen Keller

"Everyone has a talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark places where it leads." - Erica Jong

"The most useless day is that in which we have not laughed." - Charles Field

"Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at." -Lyn Karol

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

"There is music in the air." - Sir Edward Elgar

"Be so true to thyself as thou be not false to others." - Francis Bacon

 

I <3 that song.....

Look @ my sig and i said that...lol

 

"Lifes a Bitch, Then you marry one"

It goes for some people but I love my girl

 

"those who play with cats must expect to get scratched" -dontknow

 

Thanks everyone for the awesome responses. You made it really hard to choose, and I laughed at alot of them, but I finally chose...

This literally is my life.

 

"Invention is a flower, innovation is a weed."
Bob Metcalfe, inventor of ethernet and founder of 3Com.

 

"If you don't choose one of my quotes, I will kill you." - me


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