All 1080p videos on YouTube. They never work and end up being BufferFest 2K13.

 

I never knew i was friends with so many religious nutz on facebook/twitter:crazyr:
Example post:
God loves America and wants you to vote for Romney:eh:
God loves America and Guns,don't let Satan/Obama take your Guns:wtf:
I never knew God liked Romney and guns so much

 

Dude, seriously, it drives me ballistic. I've gotten into some words with people because I tell them not to touch my child when they are about to. Yes he's cute, you can look all you want, but hes not a puppy so you don't need to pet him.

 

must be slow internet

 

I get annoyed when people start telling a story about some random ass place they went and then start giving directions. Then when I stop them and politely say "you can skip the directions, I won't remember them anyway" they get all pissy. Really? I'm never going to be in butt fuck egypt, and even if I am I won't be interested in going to the peppermint hippo or whatever bullshit place you're talking about. So hurry up and finish your damn story and leave me alone.


Oh and people who creep forward at a stop light. We are at a stop light and we will remain here until it turns green. Quit trying to sneak up on it like you're going to catch it by surprise you tard.

 

Drivers who cannot stop messing with their damn smartphones. My work life is entirely dependent on phone and email, but I don't use either while driving. There is no excuse; get fucking moving. :madr:

 

everything

 

I have an hour round trip commute for work, on 100% flat, straight interstate. I can hit the cruise control, take a nap, and arrive at my office 30 minutes later.

I usually get bored on the drive, and take note of people that pass me. I always thought that one day I would honk and act like I'm swerving out of the way of someone who is looking down at their phone.

One I day I went for it. This daddy's girl in a white benz was passing me very slowly, and looked at her iphone straight for what seemed like 20 seconds. I laid on the horn and swerved a little bit to scare her ... and she almost lost control. Once she gained control, she floored it and was out of sight in 30 seconds.

I felt pretty bad. I thought I was going to doing that girl's autopsy later that day. Lesson learned. :hs:

 

+2 when their social hour screws with your deadlines...

These are mine
- Left lane squatters. I live in South Florida, which makes it 10x worse.
- People who chew loudly. Had someone in my office the other day who was eating, and it took every last bit of restraint not to tell them to knock it down a few decibles.
- Dogs in strollers -- another big thing in South Florida. I go to the mall, and I see dogs in strollers and kids on leashes. Oddest thing.
- People who cannot park in their space. The lines are there for a reason.

 

People who Smoke at work.
I swear some of them take like 10 breaks a day