I get annoyed when people start telling a story about some random ass place they went and then start giving directions. Then when I stop them and politely say "you can skip the directions, I won't remember them anyway" they get all pissy. Really? I'm never going to be in butt fuck egypt, and even if I am I won't be interested in going to the peppermint hippo or whatever bullshit place you're talking about. So hurry up and finish your damn story and leave me alone.


Oh and people who creep forward at a stop light. We are at a stop light and we will remain here until it turns green. Quit trying to sneak up on it like you're going to catch it by surprise you tard.