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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 12:54 PM
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Default Ohhh poop!

so i'm taking a shit... time to finish up. No TP i'm like WTF this never happened to me before. I though of HAN and how it was already said what to do in these case. Thinking to myself, i wish i was wearing sock instead of fucking flipflops...

Tried calling a work buddy on his cell.. he doesn't pick up

finally reached under to the next stall and cross my fingers hoping the TP would hang down... :thumbup: hell ya!

Dont know what i would've done
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 12:58 PM
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HAN's always good for poo story :af:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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You could have pulled your pants half way up and move to the next stall
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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if all else fails and you don't have socks... wipe with your underwear h:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:05 PM
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hahaha i want that shirt
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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:rofl: at Macgyver
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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My buddy got hella mudbutt one time and didn't have any TP at a restaurant. He took off his underwear and used it to clean up and then threw the underwear in garbage.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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I would simply check BEFORE you use the toilet.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
My buddy got hella mudbutt one time and didn't have any TP at a restaurant. He took off his underwear and used it to clean up and then threw the underwear in garbage.
HAHAHAHHAA i did the same shit one time.
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