can be corny

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
















































'cos you were telling jokes on his side...

 

Why was the tennis player embarrassed??



















Cause his balls were too fuzzy:chuckles:

 

what did the mexican say when 4 houses fell ontop of him?
































get off me homes.

 

Two hydrogen atoms are chatting. The first hydrogen atom asks the second one, "did you lose and electron?" The second one goes, "yes." The first one continues, "are you sure?" The seond one replies, "I'm positive." :rofl:

 

Three italian guys are talking about what food is the best.

The first one says "ahhh, the pasta is amazing. with the sause, and the noodles."

The second one says, "no no, it is the pizza. With the cheese and the crust!"

The third one says, "no no no, the best thing to eat is the pussy"

The other two look at him and say, "that tastes like shit"

Third guy responds, "ahhh, you are taking too big of a bite!"

 

that last one is the best one

 

:werd: it'd be really funny if somebody with a good italian accent said it.

 

why did the farmer cross teh road?











his dick was stuck in teh chicken

 

why couldnt stevei wonder read or write?








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