someone should tell the one eddie told...about the retard and the school bus. h:

 

 

Steve Wonder has had a lot of hits and is quite rich! Have you ever seen all of his houses???














Neither has he. h:

 

 

a baby seal walks into a club.

 

haha, I just had to post the pic.

PETA ... oh noes!!11~ get over it, it's a joke.

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks: "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says: "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says:

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He holds her hand softly, leads her to a chair and says: "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then ...."

he sighs...

...."let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


:rofl: :rofl:

 

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?



Cause she was a woman!

 

why do guys like masturbating?











cuz its sex with someone they love

a hot girl walks into a dr.s office and is asked to take off her clothes when the lights are off to begin her check up, when she has them off she asks the dr. "where should i put my clothes" and he replies "over in the corner by mine"