True meaning of womens personal ads
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True meaning of womens personal ads
Props to BrianB for the find:
Real meaning of words in women's personal ads.
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Strong woman - Bitch with a severe case of self entitlement.
Classy - Bitchy 45 year old real estate agent type.
Seeking gentleman - Looking for rich guy who isn't interested in sex.
World traveler - would love to go to Europe as long as you're buying.
Intelligent - She isn't but thinks she is, and you'd better entertain her.
Rubenesque - Fat
Sarcastic - Bought into the whole Gen X irony thing and is really a miserable bore to hang out with.
Make me laugh - You're expected to be highly entertaining right away.
Sick of bar scene - She doesn't get hit on at bars due to one or more physical flaws.
Friends first - Reformed slut
Tired of games/jerks - I ****ed and sucked my way through fifteen counties, but now I want a docile schmuck to pay my bills and not pester me for sex.
Shapely - Fat
BBW - Grossly, morbidly obese (Bring Burgers With)
Must like kids - I want a putz who will break his ass paying for another man's cast off progeny.
Loves the Outdoors - Closet Lesbo
Snuggling and Warm Fires - No Sex
Enjoys Traveling - You're paying, right?
Fun Loving - ****ed 100 guys
Meaningful Relationship - Slavery
Nurturing - Smothering
Sassy - Insufferable by the third date.
Bubbly - All ****in happy all the damn time to the point of annoying.
No games! - I won't put up with your games, but I will gladly infuriate you with mine.
Eccentric or quirky - Psycho...
Financially Secure - You should own about 200,000 shares of MSFT.
Real meaning of words in women's personal ads.
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Strong woman - Bitch with a severe case of self entitlement.
Classy - Bitchy 45 year old real estate agent type.
Seeking gentleman - Looking for rich guy who isn't interested in sex.
World traveler - would love to go to Europe as long as you're buying.
Intelligent - She isn't but thinks she is, and you'd better entertain her.
Rubenesque - Fat
Sarcastic - Bought into the whole Gen X irony thing and is really a miserable bore to hang out with.
Make me laugh - You're expected to be highly entertaining right away.
Sick of bar scene - She doesn't get hit on at bars due to one or more physical flaws.
Friends first - Reformed slut
Tired of games/jerks - I ****ed and sucked my way through fifteen counties, but now I want a docile schmuck to pay my bills and not pester me for sex.
Shapely - Fat
BBW - Grossly, morbidly obese (Bring Burgers With)
Must like kids - I want a putz who will break his ass paying for another man's cast off progeny.
Loves the Outdoors - Closet Lesbo
Snuggling and Warm Fires - No Sex
Enjoys Traveling - You're paying, right?
Fun Loving - ****ed 100 guys
Meaningful Relationship - Slavery
Nurturing - Smothering
Sassy - Insufferable by the third date.
Bubbly - All ****in happy all the damn time to the point of annoying.
No games! - I won't put up with your games, but I will gladly infuriate you with mine.
Eccentric or quirky - Psycho...
Financially Secure - You should own about 200,000 shares of MSFT.
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