I Not Come Work Today!
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I Not Come Work Today!
I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and say let's make love! That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and say let's make love! That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
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It's my first day.
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old ^ 700 power.
check out this.
three guys join a boat crew. one irish, one black and one chinese. the skipper tells the mick to go take care of the rigging, he tells the black man that hes in charge of keeping the boat clean and he tells the chinese man that hes in charge of supplies.
a couple hours go by and the skipper comes back from some work of his own to find the ropes neatly tended, the boat spotless, but no sign of the chinaman. he asks the other two where he went but to no avail. as he walks away the chinese man jumps out of a box and scares the skipper quite badly by shouting:
"SUPPLIES!!!!"
check out this.
three guys join a boat crew. one irish, one black and one chinese. the skipper tells the mick to go take care of the rigging, he tells the black man that hes in charge of keeping the boat clean and he tells the chinese man that hes in charge of supplies.
a couple hours go by and the skipper comes back from some work of his own to find the ropes neatly tended, the boat spotless, but no sign of the chinaman. he asks the other two where he went but to no avail. as he walks away the chinese man jumps out of a box and scares the skipper quite badly by shouting:
"SUPPLIES!!!!"
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Team B.O.B.® - Ballaz on a Budget
2015 Ford Mustang GT Fastback - Ingot Silver - 6M - Performance Package - Gibson Catback, JLT CAI, FR 47lb injectors, BAMA E85 tune, Eibach Sportline, BMR wheel hop kit, UPR oil separator, Steeda shifter bushing/bracket
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