So i was driving home; there was a detour due to construction of the L by my house. I decided to bypass it by going down the alley directly below it. Suddenly, I hear a loud thud accompanied by the sound of shattering glass. At first, I thought it was something that had fallen from the trains above me, but to my surprise it was a FUC*ING BUM (surprise!). He had thrown his empty Old English bottle at my car, and was laughing hysterically. I rolled down my window and said, "WTF was that?!?"

"WTF are you gonna do about it?!?" he said...

I then boiled over in anger and confronted him face to face...then he pushed me into my car. I replied by buring my fist in his throat, after which he fell to the ground. FUC*ED up...now i have a dent and paint chips on my car...

The fuc*ed up part is my doorman had to lay him out earlier this morning for catching him breaking into his car... sorry need to vent

 

your doorman, u that wealthy huh? sucks bout your car dude, that would REALLY piss me off sry to hear it

 

put da smackdown on the bish :thumbup:

 

:basement material:

 

Why didn't you call the cops?

Throwing anything at a moving car is a felony. You may not have gotten any money from the guy, but he would be big Bubba's bitch at the state prison for a while.

 

Not in Chicago. He would have been in a holding cell overnight and provided a place to sleep and food. FUK all that, the cops arent about to fill out paperwork for an hour to put a worthless peice of sh!t behind bars

I swear, you should be able to apply for a license to kill; i would have murdered that bastard

 

wow

 

that sux.. there's some bum on a wheelchair in my neighborhood that always throws up the "L" sign or flips me the bird everytime i drive by him, pisses me off. i'm just scared some asshole like that is gonna key my car or do something worse

 

so ur saying you would kill someone over a dent in ur car?

sorry about the dmg, but just thing about that...

 

i don't think it's just the dent.. it's the disrespect that caused the dent that makes him so understandably angry. also, the money he has to spend to get it fixed/repainted = time at work to earn the money = chunk of your precious life wasted because of stupid bum's pointless disrespect.. vandalism pisses me off