So i was driving home; there was a detour due to construction of the L by my house. I decided to bypass it by going down the alley directly below it. Suddenly, I hear a loud thud accompanied by the sound of shattering glass. At first, I thought it was something that had fallen from the trains above me, but to my surprise it was a FUC*ING BUM (surprise!). He had thrown his empty Old English bottle at my car, and was laughing hysterically. I rolled down my window and said, "WTF was that?!?"

"WTF are you gonna do about it?!?" he said...

I then boiled over in anger and confronted him face to face...then he pushed me into my car. I replied by buring my fist in his throat, after which he fell to the ground. FUC*ED up...now i have a dent and paint chips on my car...

The fuc*ed up part is my doorman had to lay him out earlier this morning for catching him breaking into his car... sorry need to vent