:wavey: hey, you doing better?

"Dear Dakarick,

I lied, I do not own a cat. I will understand if I can't drive your shiny coupe. Pets are stinky. If I had a cat, his breath would smell like cheese."

:loco:

 

"Dear Mister Jimmy,

If I write this, will you read it? Do you have a dog?

,clickwir"

 

"Dear Derek,

You lied to me. My feelings are hurt now. I have to kill your cat! You are lucky you don't have one :rick: Don't give up, maybe sometime in the near future you will :rick:

 

"Dear shiny M coupe guy named Dakarick,

please do not hurt my imaginary cat, he means well. I could not understand the rest of your letter as it is in a foreign language of the FOB islands. I will send you another letter in response to your current letter once I consult my friend Eddie to translate. I hope you understand that his services aren't cheap, I will have to buy a nice set of sandals to compensate him."

h:

 

BISH! :rofl: :fawk:

 

Dear Mod with the yellow M Coupe,

Do you live in a yellow house?
Are your clothes all yellow?
Do you have yellow skin?
Are your eyes yellow?

h:

 

Umm...ok Deek.... :eh: :ugh: maybe you can see me again when we drive up North....but I just don't swing that way bro. :ugh:


Sorry Eddie. That was another type of Jimmyhat you're thinking about :fawk:



Yes I will read it, and no I don't have a dog.

 

Dear Sean,

No I live in a light brown colored house.
No not all my clothes are yellow. I have 4 yellow shirts.
Although some say asians have yellow skin, it's just not true. I've gotten a tan so I'm lightly tanned.
My eyes are brown, just like the majority of the people in the world.


:rick:

 

"Dear Dakarick,
the tan you recieved from being behind your computer does not qualify as a real tan.

Management."

 

"Dear Derek,

I do not believe it is possible to get a tan from being behind a computer. Maybe if you were infront of a powerful monitor for say 20 years. The tan I got is from 2 weekends of autoxing that I did. One while the temperature was over 104F.

Perhaps if you got out more and do some of the stuff that I do, you will lose the 8lb that you gained in the past week or so.

:rick: