Originally posted by DakarM
"Dear Derek,
You lied to me. My feelings are hurt now. I have to kill your cat! You are lucky you don't have one :rick: Don't give up, maybe sometime in the near future you will :rick:
"Dear shiny M coupe guy named Dakarick,
please do not hurt my imaginary cat, he means well. I could not understand the rest of your letter as it is in a foreign language of the FOB islands. I will send you another letter in response to your current letter once I consult my friend Eddie to translate. I hope you understand that his services aren't cheap, I will have to buy a nice set of sandals to compensate him."
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