stupid joke:

knock knock?

who's there?

little old lady.

little old lady who?

hey, i didnt know you could yodle!!

 

a gold minner walked into a bar and told the people, "whoever can make my jackass laugh will win this bag of gold. so many people tried but couldn't. so one guy walked outside and wishpered the jackass something. then the jackass was laughing his butt off. then weeks later the minner returned and offered another bag of gold to the person who could make his jackass cry. so... many people tried but couldn't make the jackass cry. then the same guy walked up and the jackass started to ball his eyes out. the minner asked the guy how did you get him to laugh? "well I told him my dick was bigger then his!" the minner said ok how did you get him to cry? "well I showed him!"

 

uhh...i posted most of mine up already...buh heres another one
why did the ninja get a headache?

































































he was kung-foozed

 

The "dubster, got a question for ya" thread was pretty stupid. h:

 

what do you call a cow that doesnt produce milk?











milk dud

 

 

ninja = japanese? kungfu = chinese? :dunno:. just taking a guess

 

a black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy are stranded in the desert after their plane crashed. they're wandering along when they come upon an old sheep herder and his flock. the sheep herder asks the black guy, "why did you bring food?" the black guy answers, "so when we're hungry, we can eat." then he asks the asian guy, "why did you bring water?" the asian guy answers, "so when we're thirsty, we can drink." finally he asks the white guy, "why did you bring a car door?" the white guy answers, "so when we're hot, we can roll down the window."


:chuckles: