a gold minner walked into a bar and told the people, "whoever can make my jackass laugh will win this bag of gold. so many people tried but couldn't. so one guy walked outside and wishpered the jackass something. then the jackass was laughing his butt off. then weeks later the minner returned and offered another bag of gold to the person who could make his jackass cry. so... many people tried but couldn't make the jackass cry. then the same guy walked up and the jackass started to ball his eyes out. the minner asked the guy how did you get him to laugh? "well I told him my dick was bigger then his!" the minner said ok how did you get him to cry? "well I showed him!"