I am a "certified" bartender but I haven't poured one drink ever since completing the courses over a year ago.

 

i been thinking about doing that. thought it might be good to know for when i move to vegas

 

If you're going to do it, you better get experience before you go out there. 95% of the time bars won't hire you if you don't have experience. The other 5% with no experience have tits.

 

now for my not-so-serious confessions:

1) i prefer redheads, then brunettes, black hair, & blondes last

2) i will notice & be attracted to an average looking girl in a dress more than a beautiful girl in jeans

3) if i ever have kids, i'd rather have girls than boys......i know, people always say that don't care "as long as it's healthy", but i really do have a preference

there you go...those are deep but not TOO deep :blah:

 

youd rather have to worry about her getting knocked up and all that crap?

 

Even though I am right handed, I always pull the pud with my left.

 

Switch hitter h:

 

:chuckles:

Thats gonna be fun

 

1. my boobs are fake
2. I love my job
3. I want to put hydros and 16's on my caddy

 

Yeah, it's weird. It's only thing I do with my left hand. For some odd reason it never works with my right.