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So how many kittens have you killed?

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Old 06-18-2003, 08:52 PM
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Old 06-18-2003, 08:53 PM
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linkie no workie
Old 06-18-2003, 08:53 PM
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You have made 19.90625 gallons and 166.125698375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.4155555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 917,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5096 kittens.
Old 06-18-2003, 08:56 PM
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You have made 10298.4375 gallons and 85944.62150625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 549.25 football fields!
You have killed approximately 355,914,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1977300 kittens.


... yeah right.

this is my accurate figure
You have made 0.7109375 gallons and 5.93306065625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 5.0555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 32,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 182 kittens.
Old 06-18-2003, 09:02 PM
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You have killed 2340 kittens.
Old 06-18-2003, 09:08 PM
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1820 kittens h:
Old 06-18-2003, 09:09 PM
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It's kinda hard for mine to be accurate. Sometimes I can go a week w/o killing a kitty, sometimes its 3 in a day h:
Old 06-18-2003, 09:21 PM
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You have made 1.21875 gallons and 10.170961125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 8.6666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 56,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 312 kittens.
Old 06-18-2003, 09:55 PM
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You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

yea right
Old 06-18-2003, 10:03 PM
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You have made 16.25 gallons and 135.612815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.1555555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 748,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4160 kittens.


sounds about right.



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