You have made 10298.4375 gallons and 85944.62150625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 549.25 football fields!
You have killed approximately 355,914,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1977300 kittens.


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this is my accurate figure
You have made 0.7109375 gallons and 5.93306065625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 5.0555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 32,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 182 kittens.