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i have to give a speech ... any tips?

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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 03:46 PM
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Picture yourself receiving fellatio.
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 04:00 PM
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look above peoples heads
make sure you enunciate well, go about 5% above what you think is loud
practice and be confident
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:22 PM
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Originally posted by MrFatBooty
Picture yourself receiving fellatio.
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:23 PM
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Don't memorize it, don't read it, and don't be gay.


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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:24 PM
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heres an honest good speech. pace a bit or walk around before you do the speech, it will burn of the extra adrenaline that you will produce.. and bring a glass of water too
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:24 PM
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Originally posted by SUPER KiMBO
go read the Maxim issue w/shania twain...there's an article in there w/tips for giving orals (speeches ) and it has quite a few cuties to look at too..all in their undies :bigok: haha i sound like a guy.....wow weird...

good luck...and remember to not say "um, aaah, like..." etc...

got my free issue last week too :thumbup:
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by whoaitslen2
got my free issue last week too :thumbup:

:werd:

:bigok:
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:27 PM
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I do tunnel vision...I look at the first row of people so it seems like a lot less of an audience. It works for me.
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:29 PM
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Speak in tongues.
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Old Jun 16, 2003 | 08:30 PM
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dont make eye contact h: make sure you scan the room. keep track of what your hands and feet are doing.

start off telling a joke about yourself. to ease the tension :dunno:
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