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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:34 PM
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Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.


Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.


To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.


Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:35 PM
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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:38 PM
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rubber is a vegetable too then.
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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by WiLL
rubber is a vegetable too then.
So your saying you eat rubbers??
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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:40 PM
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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:48 PM
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Originally posted by Nightshade
So your saying you eat rubbers??
i just chew on them. eating them is gross.
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Old May 30, 2003 | 05:52 PM
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i could eat teh chocolate ALL DAY
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Old May 30, 2003 | 06:06 PM
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Old May 30, 2003 | 06:40 PM
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actually dont beans have a high source of protein?, then it would be in the meat group... well least on the food pyramid I saw beans in the meat section
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Old May 30, 2003 | 06:49 PM
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If we were to assume that a cocoa bean is a vegetable, then that would mean chocolate is a manufactured product with a vegetable as one of its ingredients. A product that contains vegetables does not automatically qualify as a vegetable. If we were to follow this reasoning then peanut butter would also be a vegetable--which it is not.

If one were to classify chocolate in the food pyramid it would be in the 'junk' section.
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