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Old May 28, 2003 | 06:16 PM
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pretend you cant speak english... :chuckles:
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Old May 28, 2003 | 06:17 PM
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Originally posted by Soulja
When they ask you anything, just say. "I trust in our Police 100%. If they arrested him, then he must be guilty. Simple as that." The defense lawyer will get rid of you real fast.
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Old May 28, 2003 | 06:23 PM
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Wear a tee shirt in that says "Hang 'em all, let God sort 'em out!"
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Old May 28, 2003 | 06:43 PM
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Just say things like "I am very impressionable"...and try to make a racist comment against every race.
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Old May 28, 2003 | 07:20 PM
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If you want to get out of the sitting process just fidget and make noises for the first while.

When they ask you why you are making so much noise and fidgeting tell them that since you were a child you were never able to sit still or pay attention for long periods of time. Then mid-sentence comment on something in the room... showing you have THE shortest attention span in the world.
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Old May 28, 2003 | 07:25 PM
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i was lucky enough to be seleted for questioning in the first round draft. i told them i was a student, and the judge said he will pospone it. they sent me a letter again like 4 months later...i told them i was still a student. posponed again. when i get another letter, imma still be a student.

like you said...i dont mind serving, but serving too long will just hurt me too much. and its a good learning experience.


this one guy said some shat like i know he is guilty, thinking that the lawyers would dismiss him. his plan didnt work, the judge grilled his ass for 10 minutes. that fool's face turned red, he was choking on his words, and sweating like a mofo. :exnbp:
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Old May 28, 2003 | 08:52 PM
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Originally posted by WiLL
i was lucky enough to be seleted for questioning in the first round draft. i told them i was a student, and the judge said he will pospone it. they sent me a letter again like 4 months later...i told them i was still a student. posponed again. when i get another letter, imma still be a student.

like you said...i dont mind serving, but serving too long will just hurt me too much. and its a good learning experience.


this one guy said some shat like i know he is guilty, thinking that the lawyers would dismiss him. his plan didnt work, the judge grilled his ass for 10 minutes. that fool's face turned red, he was choking on his words, and sweating like a mofo. :exnbp:

i use to do that. prosponing. but i cant use that excuse anymore. h:


oh by the way....its a civil case...not criminal h:


its a case about abestos. a guy with terminal cancer is sueing 2 corporations.
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Old May 28, 2003 | 09:23 PM
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Originally posted by OLDMAN
Wear a tee shirt in that says "Hang 'em all, let God sort 'em out!"
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Old May 28, 2003 | 10:25 PM
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i got called up last year, and my company wouldn't pay for more than 2 weeks (the trial was expected to last 2 months). i just claimed "financial burden" and they let me go.
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Old May 28, 2003 | 10:29 PM
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im waiting to claim financial burden. hopefully by tomoworow
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