Hmmm, I get why everyone calls you dubcac with such sass
it's cuz you have one between yo legs and one in your ass
you're straight edge son, nothing but a ken without a barbie
trying to spit ghetto ish when you used to spit words like "knarly"
you kind of remind me of white mike from that one show
yea he was a fool but atleast he'd get to touch the camel toe
you be looking like one of those fools from making the band
you're the only person I know who uses nair on his hands
you're lucky I kept this clean and didn't get racial
cuz you would've been raped and left with a facial..

 

didn't get racial?


I thought you were the messican? :eh:

 

You don't wanna get racial cause you know you're the minority
Do your cartman impression big boy, and respect my authority
Tryin to talk shit, sayin i'm straight edge and I'm ken
I ain't the one that found my girlfriend in the sheep pen
When you're done with the sheep, you go lookin for men
The critics give your rhyme a 2.3, but you give it a ten
You're wack kid, better get yo shit straight
Don't take it out on me cause you look like a primate
Big ole belly, covered with hair
I'm gonna stop now son, it just aint fair

 

I rather look like primate than a mythical creature
that's right foo, you done got the elf features
it ain't something you can fix with a surgical procudure
better learn to cook son and change yo name to Keibler
2.3?? we ain't talkin inches or about your penis
yo perfect mate is from mars not venus
must have been hard for you in the locker room in high school
so short you get smacked in the face by some dude's tool


:fawk:

 

that was pretty damn good.

 

[crowd]"WwwwwOooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!![/crowd]

 

ahhhhhh shit nigga
he done did it now

 

Yep I'm a keebler elf, here want a cookie?
You're all about gettin some dick, not about the nookie
I don't get the name dubcac for nothin..much more than 2.3
Last time you got any, dude said he needed a closer looksee
I know you thought you were gonna be cool and try and battle dub
Still don't change the fact you're president of the caksmoker club
Always talkin about how it's krik's cac you like to rub
You're callin me gay, when it's men you have to lub
You had to call me out, but it's bout to be a three peat
I might be short dog, but when's the last time you saw your feet?

 

:rofl: :deek: :dubcac:

 

funny how you say it's going to be a three peat
big words from a sucka who is only three feet
man, time flies... it's already the end of may
I can't see my feet when my cac is in the way
yo dawg, you must be sufferin from hallucination
cuz you know absolutely nothing about domination
sayin I like men when you're the one who chases the bone
heard you went to jail, cried, and called on tyrone...

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