Yep I'm a keebler elf, here want a cookie?
You're all about gettin some dick, not about the nookie
I don't get the name dubcac for nothin..much more than 2.3
Last time you got any, dude said he needed a closer looksee
I know you thought you were gonna be cool and try and battle dub
Still don't change the fact you're president of the caksmoker club
Always talkin about how it's krik's cac you like to rub
You're callin me gay, when it's men you have to lub
You had to call me out, but it's bout to be a three peat
I might be short dog, but when's the last time you saw your feet?