come on brett, I know you're online
it don't take that long to spit a few lines
must be looking at ghey porn and be one handed
that or maybe my rhymes left you mentally stranded
I can spit out ish faster than you last with a girl
it's okay that you get faded off one beer and then hurl
I'll wait for you to spit something out
take that cac outta yo mouf so you can shout

 

Flip the script? Man you used that line last time
When you gonna come up with a new rhyme?
What you talkin bout I don't got education
I'm about 6 years closer than you to graduation
You produce the paypuh but ya phone gets turned off cuz ya can't pay the bill
And yet you're callin me the collect caller still
I already used that balls droppin line before
Dub 33 and counting, deek 0..that's the score
Quit comin with that weak shit man, it's a bore

 

awe man, looks like dubby's got his panties in a bunch
what's the matter kid, run out of captain crunch
no need to tear you little baby
I'll stop yelling and acting crazy
wouldn't want you leaking in your depends
so what is it that you do on your weekends?
oh yea, sit at home and masturbatin
whatever floats your boat son, I ain't hatin
I'm so evil I know I'll never get into heaven
heard about yo problem, betta try monistat 7

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Deek you're not evil, your rhymes are just plain bad
The only reason I tear is cause I think they're so damn sad
I got a way for you to hide that belly, wear lots of plaid
Don't get pissed and mad bro, just get glad
Don't hate cause you can't get me out of the depends
Yo dog, what happened to your 3 friends?
This rap game tends to become kinda brutal
That sucks that you gotta work with a small ass noodle
Derek tried to put up his hair and ended up lookin like a messican poodle

 

it would take an army of dubsters to beat me
why you gotta talk all ish just to top me?
every line you be spittin be getting whacka
must be da drugs, cuz you put the crack in cracka
good thing your parents help you and you live off of a school loan
cuz you'd be living in a trailer and making soup with a chicken bone
now don't get me wrong, I admire what you be doing in life
but you's the kind of diew who comes to a fight with a plastic knife
here I go yappin, you done got me started
can't believe I'm actually battlin someone who's retarded..

:db:

 

Tell you what deek, I'll be b-rabbit, you can be poppa doc
You thinkin you're better than me is like Ja thinkin he's better than Pac
Just stop tryin to outdo me, get off my jock
Now go back to where you belong, on the corner suckin cock
Everyone still knows you just as gay derek from the block
Your rhyme is an example of what happens after you smoke rock
Next time you wanna enter a battle, you better knock
Yo style is going down to the bottom, just like the internet stock
Your idea of good exercise is taking a long walk
Your time's almost up, tick tick tock.....

 

You want to talk about people who should not battle?
You showed up on stage with a cowboy hat and saddle
you be spittin that country style like a true hollerin texican
only time you was ethnic is when you were raped by a mexican
why don't you get some balls and get with the tricks
unless you're trying to come out saying you sucks dicks
I seriously wonder about you dawg, you don't seem right
something tells me your ass ain't no longer water tight
tonight's special is shut the hell up, here's a free cup
like SNOW, your fifteen minutes is up!

:grinpimp:

 

Come on now deek, we know you're my biggest fan
The bar is about to be risen, keep up if you can
You say youre messican, but look like you could be in the ku klux klan
Patty cake patty cake...bakers man..bake me a cake as fast as you can
All you need is a white suit, and you could be the Stay Puft Marshmallow man
My flows are fast and lethal like an attack from Jackie Chan
You aint even close, you rap like you's a ballerina
You look just as close to snow as me dog, I seen ya
I never got raped by a messican, that's just ya dream
Oh wait, aren't you that wack rapper that did the song with DREAM?

 

nope, sorry kid.. I wasn't the so called rapper who did a song with DREAM
man, keep trying to out rhyme me, oops, there goes your self esteem!
don't raise that bar too high, don't want you to get too invested
what I am doing to ya should be a crime and I should be arrested
you look familiar, you sure you didn't grow up on the farms?
doh, now I know! you're that fool on the box of lucky charms!

 

deeks gettin rocked!:fawk: