600th post in this thread gets to choose the name for my unborn child.
I had a horrible night of sleep...
11pm - went to bed
1am - someone calls me with a private number asking for some shit...i was half asleep, i think i just said "dont worry about it" when they asked who i was
and the last person i gave my number to was phatty...better not be you asshole 
6am - diarrhea stomach tingles woke me the fuck up
10am - got out of bed
and for the last week, i have been waking up at 5:30am :ugh:
brb, tingles
11pm - went to bed
1am - someone calls me with a private number asking for some shit...i was half asleep, i think i just said "dont worry about it" when they asked who i was
and the last person i gave my number to was phatty...better not be you asshole 
6am - diarrhea stomach tingles woke me the fuck up
10am - got out of bed
and for the last week, i have been waking up at 5:30am :ugh:
brb, tingles
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My wife and I got back from wrestling today which obviously meant we were all sweaty and gross. While we are walking up the stairs we pass our contractor (who was installing new railings on our porch).
As we pass she asks "Hey Kevin do you want Jon and I to make a Kevin sandwich". Which to her innocent mind meant that we would each hug him and it would be all gross cause we are sweaty and therefore would be a funny joke.
I don't think our contractor had the same innocent mind.
Anyway, anyone know of a good contractor in Baltimore?
As we pass she asks "Hey Kevin do you want Jon and I to make a Kevin sandwich". Which to her innocent mind meant that we would each hug him and it would be all gross cause we are sweaty and therefore would be a funny joke.
I don't think our contractor had the same innocent mind.
Anyway, anyone know of a good contractor in Baltimore?


