My wife and I got back from wrestling today which obviously meant we were all sweaty and gross. While we are walking up the stairs we pass our contractor (who was installing new railings on our porch).

As we pass she asks "Hey Kevin do you want Jon and I to make a Kevin sandwich". Which to her innocent mind meant that we would each hug him and it would be all gross cause we are sweaty and therefore would be a funny joke.

I don't think our contractor had the same innocent mind.


Anyway, anyone know of a good contractor in Baltimore?