umm.. because she's getting her period.. :slap:

 

Wicked tired. Arms, ribs, and legs are wicked sore. Two shows in two days own me.

 

Then you don't work out hard enough

Last time I tried to work out 5 days a week, I completely burned myself out and lost 10 pounds. Inability to afford food + studying for classes = workout ownerage

 

My friend was gonna do a report on PMS, found like 3 library books but the teacher said no.

 

book report= nothing experiancing= agony..agony men will never know

 

my lower back has been killing me since Wednesday... I worked all day (14 hours) on a tanker hauling cables & installing a diesel generator...

my left leg has a cramp because I am so used to driving in workboots that driving in shoes is strange...

and I have a 6" gash on my shoulder from setting (more like someone dropping...) an 8'x6'x3' school cabinet (6 guy lift) on my shoulder this morning at work...


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My brother has crazy aches and pains... dad had to rush him to the dentist 'cause he got hit in the mouth at baseball practice...

 

<---got hit inthe face with a softball.. almost lost a tooth

 

update...


Brian (my brother) just got home... his teeth are all messed up... he needs braces bad... but he only lost one tooth, it just shifted the rest of them & his gums are black... he lost the tooth behind his canine on the right side... but it was a baby tooth anyway... he got lucky, but his grill is all messed up...

 

my arm is sore

probably cus of my new tattoo

 

My friend has you all beat. Aright, my friends are a bunch of dumbasses so we're chillin in the mall parking lot one night and they see a shopping cart, a curb, and some big bushes. Watch Jackass/CKY a few times, mix those ingredients together and some funny stuff happens.

So a few days ago they are all HAULING ass in this cart, hitting the curb and flying into the bushes, prolly did it 10 or 15 times and oh man was it funny.

Then last night they go to do it again, and my buddy Triston decides to go for the first time, he hits the curb, jumps out a little too high, his feet catch on the bush, and WAM facefirst into the sidewalk beyond it. 2 Ambulances, 1 Firetruck, and 1 police car later "uhhhh, he was running and he fell"

He broke his nose, got about 50 stiches on his jaw, and when I saw him today his bottom lip was about 3 times it's normal size, we made fun of him and said he looked like Bubba or whoever from forest gump (the guy who talked about shrimp).

The funny part is that he doesn't remember even going to the hospital, he said he woke up this morning in pain and had no idea why. But I'm sure he'll be fine in a week or so, he can laugh about it already so no harm done really.