My friend has you all beat. Aright, my friends are a bunch of dumbasses so we're chillin in the mall parking lot one night and they see a shopping cart, a curb, and some big bushes. Watch Jackass/CKY a few times, mix those ingredients together and some funny stuff happens.

So a few days ago they are all HAULING ass in this cart, hitting the curb and flying into the bushes, prolly did it 10 or 15 times and oh man was it funny.

Then last night they go to do it again, and my buddy Triston decides to go for the first time, he hits the curb, jumps out a little too high, his feet catch on the bush, and WAM facefirst into the sidewalk beyond it. 2 Ambulances, 1 Firetruck, and 1 police car later "uhhhh, he was running and he fell"

He broke his nose, got about 50 stiches on his jaw, and when I saw him today his bottom lip was about 3 times it's normal size, we made fun of him and said he looked like Bubba or whoever from forest gump (the guy who talked about shrimp).

The funny part is that he doesn't remember even going to the hospital, he said he woke up this morning in pain and had no idea why. But I'm sure he'll be fine in a week or so, he can laugh about it already so no harm done really.