dang...this makes me sound like a freaking prettyboy :fawk:

 

my showers are roughly 15 minutes from in to dry. I do all the normal stuff, but I'm just slow. ... and none of the "whackin' off" :squint:

Sometimes I sing Bob Marley songs in the shower, though. :eh:

My lady takes like an hour. long hair, always shaving. I got through an episode of Friends and Seinfeld before she got out of the damn shower. Speaking of which. I need a shower now. work at 1:30

 

:werd:
except i leave the coniditioner in only for 2min h:

 

I take the longest showers of anyone I know.

As for the hair...I used to have it down to my belt line so I know what your saying there....I also got tired of it and learned that shorter hair is a lot easier to maintain. You could cut your hair....not butch like but shorter at least.

Shaving legs...hmmmm....never been there but we do have to shave our faces which is time consuming just the same.

Got it easy?? I don't think so really I think its about the same we just shave our faces while you shave your legs and generally keep our hair shorter.

 

perhaps you could put a food disposal in your shower?

 

i take super long showers..because i dont want the hair to fall into the drain..so i hafta make sure i get the strands and not have them fall...errol knows what im talkin about..it's kinda funnie

 

When I had my afro my hair was past my shoulders when wet. It's a helluva lot easier to deal with now that it's "normal."

 

so your enemies don't retrieve it and make the evil on you?

 

We may have it easy in the shower, but chicks take like 17.3 seconds to poo.

 

It takes me like 10 minutes to shower... Wash hair, shave, wash body, wash face... 10 more minutes to get dressed, do hair and makeup... Faster than most of the guys I know... *shrugs* I guess I'm not all that high maintenance.