my showers are roughly 15 minutes from in to dry. I do all the normal stuff, but I'm just slow. ... and none of the "whackin' off" :squint:

Sometimes I sing Bob Marley songs in the shower, though. :eh:

My lady takes like an hour. long hair, always shaving. I got through an episode of Friends and Seinfeld before she got out of the damn shower. Speaking of which. I need a shower now. work at 1:30